Sidcup Is Forever

Written by Joe 'Slim' Brady

Sidcup Is Forever
Sidcup is forever (forever)
Sidcup won 42-21 and stormed the try line
Sidcup is forever (forever)
Shake up your pints every time I rhyme
Forever ever, forever ever, forever ever…

Good morning this ain’t Twickenham but still
There’s a team that play in white and their momentum is real
Little is known of Sidcup around the globe
And how it connects to the Sevenoaks side we owned
When I talk about rugby in this song
I ain’t talking about England I’m talking about Sidcup our home
2:30 kick off, 9-0 down with 14 men
Tompkins were you stamping don’t lie to me man?
See a part kept saying “keep grinding”
Why? Because Max O’Leary’s a real diamond
Though Sevenoaks lead seemed a thousand miles away
MOL’s try and Charlie’s line outs before half time turned around the day
In the club house we boozing, we buy the jugs
On the pitch Sevenoaks died out because the jugs
Nick Agbo, Brady and Fawole’s big chesties and armsies
At first Oaks thought the girth was harmless
Until I see a 7oaks player unconscious, yeah that’s the conflict
It’s a Sidcup player’s soul to go for goal, spend the second half playing so nice
15 man rugby Gilbert was a beast in the tight
Seb kicks from the left and kicks from the right
Right, before I get pissed up tonight
You can acknowledge Sidcup 2s can’t be beat tonight, because

Sidcup is forever (forever)
Sidcup won 42-21 and stormed the try line
Sidcup is forever (forever)
Shake up your pints every time I rhyme
Forever ever, forever ever, forever ever…

People asking me how we pulled the game back
I’d love to say it’s simply because they pulled The Brades back
But in fact it was Lemmy’s team talk that gave the reigns slack
And Steve Evans masterclass in a line out maul sack
What’s up with Captain Squash, are you free to talk back?

(Actual quote from Sean Osborne aka Captain Squash)
“Yep, I got it from here JB, damn…
Captain Cooper who? The record’s intact
Proud of the boys effort in defence and attack
The best 9 at the club but still can’t get a crack
The Old Es selection panel are having a laugh with that
How could we falter? We like pepper and salter
Kimble two sublime finishes, runs through em like water
No tall order this was nothing to us
Only problem with the game was it wasn’t followed by a bus
We could have won this in our sleep
7oaks Pepsi, we Coke, simply meaning we are the best in the league
7oaks what is this man? Captain Squashy that man
They fell away second half, we in business, damn
Colby you got me, Ody try so foxy
Agbo MOM all like saying “Jonesy, watch me”
Phil Evans carrying hard late in his career
And if he doesn’t do it his brother’s somewhere
Oh yeah, he don’t even have to write rhymes
A dynasty like The Evans last three lifetimes
The league leaders can’t be bettered I’ve been saying this forever
Now the women in Bexleyheath’s undercarriages really couldn’t be wetter
At 16-0 down they thought the Titanic was sinking
Instead we rose from Groundo’s sand like a phoenix
If you waiting for the start of a Sidcup decline
Then you’ll wait forever and that’s a very long time

I’m… Squashy, bitches….. Goodnight.”
SquashYe West Feat. Jay-B